The Rivendell Library
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why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
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today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY
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How Benedict Cumberbatch takes a compliment:
- Benedict: I do have a slightly strange face and, um, it's always marked me out as being somewhat period drama orientated, I guess. And, I--
- Louise: Your face isn't strange.
- Benedict: Why is--well, okay. Alright, thank you. Um....but anyway, my my sort of--yeah, anyway uh--it's weird! Um, but uh, I've got, yeah.
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#oh look #now it’s cas’ family that’s burning on the ceiling
dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a couple millennia
OH LOOK. METATRON MADE A POST
“Metratron” has replaced “Satan” on this website so quickly
wait…. but we liked satan… we do not like metatron.
yeah but now we can finally blame somebody we hate for fucking shit up
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I always find it remarkable that Castiel and Misha look nothing alike.
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there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
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9 characters played by Misha Collins in Supernatural.
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GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you
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(Source here)
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.
After I listened to this I was like ‘what’s that sound’ and IT WAS ME WHEEZING BC I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
I’m so sorry.
I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT I STILL WASN’T PREPARED
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